Get the feedNew on DVD: Two Big Disappointments
Monday, Jul 26th 2010
We had big hopes for these two films, but neither lived up to their promise, not even remotely. Here's this week's DVD rundown.
Clash of the Titans
fantasy/action
The Gist: Those cranky Greek Gods can't seem to get along. They fight and fight, kind of like siblings on summer vacation. This time, their bickering threatens the city of Argos. Perseus, who doesn't know he's the son of a god, just might be the hero Argos needs. Read our full review here.
The Ups: It gives you a reason to shout "Release the Kraken," which never gets old.
The Downs: The film takes itself too seriously, but doesn't deliver the goods. It's slow with way too much Greek theology for modern tastes. The story and effects fall short of magic. By the time the Kraken rears his ugly CGI head, you're kind of on his side.
The Verdict: Skip it. Let sleeping Krakens lie.
Be Aware: Rated PG-13 for fantasy action violence, some frightening images, and brief sensuality. IMDB Parents' Guide.
Repo Men
future action
The Gist: In the future, sick people can buy new organs and body parts to bump up their life expectancy. These organs come with a hefty price tag, however, and a gruesome result. If the consumer defaults on payments, big guys come and take back the goods by force. Which, as you can imagine, is unpleasant.
The Ups: It's a great concept, timely in this age of healthcare angst, and just chilling enough to grip.
The Downs: Great concept. Horrific execution. Maybe the guys who were supposed to write the screenplay forgot to pay their brain bill. The gore is cranked up, as if to cover the lack of plot interest.
The Verdict: Skip it. Watch Gattica, an oldie but goodie, instead.
Be Aware: Rated R for strong bloody violence, grisly images, language and some sexuality/nudity. IMDB Parents' Guide.
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Rebecca Cusey
Rebecca Cusey is the official movie reviewer for SixSeeds.tv. A member of the Washington DC Area Film Critics Association and the Television Critics Association, she does celebrity interviews, reviews, trend pieces, and event coverage. Her work has appeared in USA Today, The Huffington Post, The Washington Post, Comcast.net, World Magazine, National Review Online, Relevant Magazine, Beliefnet.com, and many other outlets.
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